Sunak sees Starmer’s anti-social rant
Then raises stakes and Trumps him with his kant.
Send out Govey Govey onto TV,
With silver spoon to stir sugary tea.
Talk of bad behaviour in all our towns,
Seriously, how can we stand such clowns?
They tested parliament for cocaine,
Found traces all over, not heard again!
Anti-social MPs do lines out back,
Did not test Boris party sites, how slack.
Journos and spads spin lies jointly crass,
New wizard wheeze? Focus on laughing gas.
Everywhere we look, everywhere we turn
Laws pile higher, waiting for us to burn.
Harry Rogers in the Red Bedroom 27th March 2023