A blonde back-bench Aluxe hides in full view,
Drips mischief into ears of acolytes
From old school Brexiteer society,
Hopes beyond hope to poison Sunak’s well.
Hasta Nunca baby, Windsor knot tied,
Your uncooked bun in oven has rotted,
Lies fly blown in historical dustbin,
New Chef cooks up Cordon Bleu recipe.
It’s time this shitty careerist fucked off,
He can no longer use parliament
As his very own personal plaything,
His gaslighting days and nights now over.
Thing is though, are we being fooled again?
After all new boss is still a Tory!

Harry Rogers in the Red Bedroom 28th February 2023.