Gunboats And Turkeys, No deals and lockdowns,
Large brown envelopes,
Oven ready myths, sovereign cock ups,
These a few of B.J.s favourite things.
Steal all the kudos for vaccinations,
Pose as the saviour, fake acclamations,
Bizarro Churchillian behaviour,
Snuffle and snigger, thrust trust far and wide,
Behind candy floss, things are sinister,
No warp speed bunkum from over the pond,
Brings back belief in our “Prime Minister”,
This blonde chimera should really abscond.
Cornish harbours ring with fishermen’s cheers,
Whelk loving boozers enlarge all our fears.
Harry Rogers, in the Yellow Room, 13th December 2020.