A Postcode Lockdown? Lottery lockdown?
Pottery lockdown? A Tescoed lockdown?
Alfrescoed Lockdown? Chocolate lockdown? Barbecue lockdown?
A jigsaw lockdown? A boardroom lockdown?
A lockin lockdown? A locked out lockdown?
Westminster lockdown? A Tinder lockdown?
Judge Rinder lockdown? A Brexit lockdown?
Poetry lockdown? Royalty lockdown?
A socks down lockdown? A misch masch lockdown?
A crisis lockdown? Jesus wept lockdown?
Chimney swept lockdown? A landscaped lockdown?
Decorate lockdown? Separate lockdown?
Heaven’s gate lockdown? Empty plate lockdown?
Fundraiser lockdown? War hero lockdown?
Every bloody gawd blimey kind of lockdown,
Except for, of course, a zero lockdown!

Harry Rogers In the Yellow Room, 28th November 2020.