NO SHIT STICKS TO MR TEFLON

Have you ever really stopped to wonder why
Nothing happens to people who have office high
No matter what truly bad things they do or say
They just always seem able to get clean away
With lawyers and barristers on call by the score
Masonic friends waiting behind the lodge door
Now government pals are protecting them more
By stealthily moving goalposts on legal aid law
As each day passes by that old Cockney expression
Rings truer than ever “No shit sticks to Mr Teflon.”
Unless s/he is totally arrogant of course and even then…………