NO STRANGLING THE DANCERS

NO Silencing the Ringers

NO Stabbing the Singers

NO Shooting the Piano Player

NO Fondling the Soothsayer

NO Squirting the Champagne

NO Hoovering the Cocaine

NO Dingling the Dell

NO Poisoning the Well

NO Petrolling the Diesels

NO Ignoring the Measles

NO Thatchering the Maggies

NO Puncturing the Baggies

NO Hobbling the Prancers

NO Strangling the Dancers

Thanks to Janice for the inspiration for this.